Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
if i could go back in time all i would do probably is hoard a bunch of urls
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
"Your bra strap is showing"
No one must know that I, a teenage girl, is wearing a bra
Someone call Victoria because her secret is out
do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it
i dont know if american english teachers realize more books have been written since pride and prejudice? like, naruto?
It’s 2014 and we still can’t have holographic duels in which we can mortally injure each other
i hope my first child is a dragon